If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD
here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie
this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
Shit just got real.
Why did no one think of this before?
I feel like a lot of people would walk by looking at it wondering what kind of sorcery we were using. Hell, I’d probably do a double-take myself
Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary